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I want to kiss.
With Riel.
[Episode 12] I have to go on three dates with Riel.
I have to prepare an amazing date
so I can make up for my mistake last time.
And on our third date, I'll propose to her...
with a kiss.
But the kiss is the problem.
I'll do whatever I can to prepare a nice date
but I don't know when I should kiss her, and how I should do it.
I just have no idea.
I have to win over Riel's heart.
I've never... kissed anyone before.
She sure is good at making useless things.
What is this for, anyway?
- Just wear your original outfit. - No!
- This is how you can repay me. - I wore this for long enough.
Let me wear a new outfit, okay?
And, I won't be here for that much longer.
Why don't you worry about my welfare?
Also, this isn't the real problem, Professor.
He wants to kiss her.
He wants my help. This is his first kiss.
How can I help him with that? It's not like I can practice with him.
You won't practice with him. We'll help him.
- Pardon? - Us?
That's impossible.
Professor, you were dumped by Jo Ji Ah.
And Hok Tal... I don't need to explain. He's single for life.
And when's the last time I dated?
And Pi... Wow, no comment.
I'm suddenly craving soju.
Why did you live like that?
Is there anyone who's good at this stuff?
Who's that?
I don't know. It's a woman.
Give me that.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Jo Ji Ah's friend and your kiss tutor for today.
I'm Hwang Sun Hye.
It's nice to meet you. This is my team, and I'm--
Oh my.
Oh my gosh. It really looks identical.
Ji Ah, how did you restrain yourself?
I would have smashed it into pieces already.
I'll file a lawsuit if you do that.
Oh my, who is this?
Is she Professor Hong's bodyguard?
The coffee here is really good.
I don't know when I'll close down, so please come by as soon as possible.
I already stamped it for you.
"Summer Snow"? What an irrational name.
There's no snow in the summer
and there is no bald singer in "The Bald Soprano."
Irrationality. That is life.
I will introduce you as a friend to Kim Min Kyu.
You mustn't show that you know Aji 3.
So you have to think I'm a person, not a robot.
Okay, so where's the student?
The Kiss... Goddess?
Her name is Hwang Sun Hye. I know her through a friend
but she's quite famous.
Aji 3, look it up.
Hwang Sun Hye, 28 years old.
A dating counselor who is known as the "Kiss Goddess."
With her experience dating dozens of men
she works as a dating mentor to men and women in their 20s.
The main focus of her teachings is kissing.
The majority of her students successfully complete their first kiss.
I'll only know after I listen to it.
Why don't you begin?
I'll stop you if I don't think it'll be helpful.
You do that.
I need you to come here.
I need to get going.
There are usually three steps before a man and a woman can kiss.
The part where they show off their charisma
the part where they create a romantic atmosphere
and the part where they go in for physical affection.
Therefore, you need at least three dates to get there.
But for our Kim Min Kyu, this is your first love
and you know her very well.
You can skip the first two steps
and go in right off the bat.
What does that mean?
I'm saying Kim Min Kyu...
has three opportunities to have his first kiss.
Okay.
I like it. You may continue.
I want cold water with ice floating on top.
Wait.
This friend... isn't here to do things like that.
- Then... - She's a friend.
I'll be careful.
I'm sorry.
You may continue.
An advantage of having a friend of the opposite sex is the closeness
but the fatal disadvantage is that she doesn't see you as a man.
You need to go from a friend to a real man.
What do you need to do this?
Sexual tension!
You need to create sexual tension.
You need to find the right timing to kiss.
The moment when everything falls into place and you think, "This is it!"
What do you need at a time like that?
Sexual tension?
That's right. Sexual tension.
Kim Min Kyu, have you ever dreamt of kissing this friend of yours?
No, not at all.
- That's good. - Why is that good?
Because we can move onto our next practical exercise.
You two, follow me.
- What's the matter? - I'm having a hard time gluing this.
Apply the adhesive first, and then put it into the PDMS chamber.
But why did you call me here?
- You can do this by yourself. - I can, but I twisted my wrist.
Your wrist? Let me see it.
It's swollen.
Let's put a pain-relief patch on it.
It started.
- My favorite's the opening. - Me too.
You two are on a date right now.
I'd like you to walk slowly, side-by-side.
Go ahead and walk slowly, without thinking about anything.
Kim Min Kyu, does she still not look like a woman to you?
That's impossible.
I can never see this friend as a woman.
Why don't you stop fooling around
and get straight to the point?
I'm not fooling around.
That was my point.
That emotion you expressed, that atmosphere
and that gaze mustn't be forgotten.
That was the sexual tension I told you about
and that's when you go in for a kiss.
I'll give you one more tip as an add-on service.
If it's going to rain, don't forget an umbrella.
Min Kyu and Riel are getting married, aren't they?
Yes.
If you were the largest shareholder, he would have chosen you instead.
What can I help you with?
Are you going to let Min Kyu steal Riel away?
No, but before that...
I have to take care of Aji 3, first.
I think I should come with you.
- I'll be there. We don't need you. - You'll be on a date.
What if Aji 3 falls, breaks, or runs out of batteries?
Are you going to carry her out in the middle of your date?
Don't worry, I'll only look after her. I won't interfere.
Then... shall we go?
Geez, seriously.
- Let's go. Just come with me. - I'm not going! Let's go home!
Just come with me!
Why did you drag me here, too?
I'd like your help, okay?
Look at me. I need help. I'm in no position to help.
That's why! This, right here!
If you just stand next to me like this, you'll help me a great deal.
- Isn't that fascinating? - Let's go in.
Just do this for me, okay?
Oh my, you're really here.
I... really like coffee, and I wanted to ask you out--
You don't have to speak to me that way.
Would you like an Americano? Two shots?
I'd like a Latte.
A man who asks for a Latte when everyone else wants an Americano.
I like that.
Americano, Latte.
Thank you.
It must be hot.
His date must have started by now.
- Where did they go? - For a first date
it's okay as long as it's not a crowded place.
Is this... where you want to have our date?
Yeah. It's a hot place.
A street of youth.
- What are you holding? - An umbrella.
It might rain tonight.
It doesn't look like it.
I don't know. I'm probably right.
It's really a hot place, though.
Okay, since I trusted you with our first date
let's see where this takes us.
Shall we go?
It's best not to go anywhere you've been with an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.
You end up comparing your current lover to your ex.
Take a look. Isn't this doll pretty?
Okay.
Should I get one for Dong Hyun?
These days, boys like stuff like this.
Dong Hyun is a girl.
Come here.
I'll pick one out for you.
[Pretty One]
This one. Try this one on.
No, it'll ruin my hair.
Should we stay and listen their music?
Isn't it a little too noisy? Let's go.
Look at this. What do you think?
I think I've seen you before.
Oh, you were here with another woman!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I've seen you...
It becomes unbearable when you meet someone who knows both of you.
But Professor must be pretty nervous, too.
- Why would he be nervous? - He followed them.
Is he crazy? Why did he follow them there?
Excuse me, Sun Hye. I need to urinate.
- Where's the washroom? - That way, but there's no toilet paper.
No, I'm just going to urinate.
- I'm only urinating. - Wash your hands afterward!
Why are you eyeballs popping out like that?
That robot drank juice.
Oh, did the robot drink something? Oh.
What are you saying? Wake up, Punk!
Hey, wait here for a moment.
Where is going this time?
You... want me to wear this?
If your feet hurt, you should have told me earlier.
I'm sorry.
It's comfortable.
Tacky shoes are more comfortable, aren't they?
Those two look good together.
Yeah.
They look good together.
You know... we keep running into that couple over there.
Oh, really?
I... didn't notice.
They look good together.
They do? I'm not sure about that.
That's mine.
Why are they stuck together like glue? Doesn't he need to go to the washroom?
We need to separate those two.
Oh, our drinks are ready.
He can't see you. Eat it.
Are you telling me to eat this and work hard?
Okay.
We used to go on dates like that back in the day.
What the heck? We never came to places like this.
Yes, we did. Think about it carefully.
You just don't remember.
Why are your eyes popping out again?
It... it's not a robot. It... it's a person.
Oh, this time, it's not even a robot but a person?
- What are you saying? - It drank juice earlier
and it's eating ice cream now.
- Did you eat something bad? - It really ate it.
- How can a robot eat? - That's what I'm saying!
If you're going to talk nonsense, go home. I can do this myself.
Fine, Uncle. Then, I'll prove it to you myself.
Forget that and just drink your beverage.
Why is your name "Hok Tal"?
It stands for "Planet of the Apes."
No way.
That's no name for a handsome face like yours.
Who gave you that nickname? I'll scold them for you.
In the short moment I was gone, you didn't talk about anything, right?
But do you think he'll successfully kiss her?
I am curious... about which pair will succeed.
This is pretty. This is expensive in New York.
- Do you want me to buy it for you? - That's okay.
I'm just looking at the design.
How long do we have to stay here for?
Until their date is over.
- Then until they ki... - "Ki"?
Never mind.
- Hey, watch out. - I'm sorry.
It looks like it's going to rain. I'll go buy an umbrella.
Wait here, okay?
It's a robot after all.
- This looks really unique, right? - It does.
- Hold on. - Okay.
I have to get going. An urgent matter came up.
Al... already?
Can't you stay a little longer? It will happen soon.
- What? - The rain.
I'm sorry. It sounds urgent.
But we didn't even have dinner yet.
When should we go on our next date?
- I'll call you. - Th... then...
take this umbrella.
It's really going to rain.
Even if it does, I don't t think it'll be that bad.
My general review of today's date...
is that it was better than the hot cocoa.
I'm off.
Uncle, it was a robot after all.
Of course it's a robot. Is it a person?
What a sorry excuse for proof. You still have long ways to go.
It's raining.
I didn't know I'd use this umbrella this way.
This is my most cherished umbrella.
You should be honored to use it.
Hey, do you want to see something cool?
If I hold this umbrella and look at the pouring rain...
Then...
I feel like my stuffy chest is being popped like a balloon.
How did they come up with this idea? Are they a genius?
Or are they a master craftsman?
I want to meet that person.
Whoever made this umbrella.
This is the moment... when you go in for a kiss.
Subtitles by DramaFever
[I'm Not a Robot]
Hey, just confess already. If you tell him, is he going to kill you?
I really hate you. I feel disgusted just looking at you.
How much more are you planning to humiliate me?
You've gathered many shares.
At the next board meeting, I'm going to propose Chairman Kim's dismissal.
When are you going to bring Aji 3 to me?
Was it all fake? Were they all meaningless?
- You should let go of my hand. - No.